Have you ever just wanted to smack yourself silly because you couldn’t figure out something?
I encountered that this week while I was working on some statistical end-of-the year reports and I just couldn’t get my numbers to jibe. Turns out I had made a dumb, small error that threw everything out of sync.
When that happens, a few phrases always come to my mind. Quirky little sayings like “Couldn’t find my way out of a paper bag.”
Some funny descriptive expressions exist to paint a picture of myself doing something stupid or when I think someone else is being truly dumb. I’ve uttered those locutions on more than one occasion, (ok, I can be honest and admit it) especially while driving or when people don’t do their jobs correctly.
I started thinking about these expressions and could name quite a few because after all, I didn’t just fall off the turnip truck! Here’s a sampling of those I could recall:
- A few bricks shy of a load.
- Her elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
- Not playing with a full deck.
- A few french fries short of a happy meal.
- Not the brightest bulb on the tree.
- The lights are on but nobody’s home.
- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
- One taco short of a combination plate.
- A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
- Not the sharpest pencil in the box.
- The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.
And my all-time personal favorite – “The gate is down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming!” Yep, sometimes people just seem “dumber than a box of rocks.”
My oldest daughter, a scientist who is definitely not dumber than a box of rocks, used to keep a box of rocks. When she was younger, she would pick up stones wherever we roamed and find something that appealed to her about them, enough to want to squirrel them away.
She stashed them in a box in her closet, and that box always accompanied us on our moves cross country. Matter of fact, I suspect that it still takes up residence with some of her other girlhood mementos on that closet shelf. (Note to oldest daughter: You forgot to go through your “too much stuff” when you were home. Just a reminder from here: https://mamasemptynest.wordpress.com/2010/08/16/391/)
Some of the rocks were shiny, polished and even brightly colored, ones that she purchased with her souvenir money on our vacation trips. Others were rough and ordinary looking, but in her eyes they must have been treasures. I often wondered why she was so fascinated with those pebbles and stones. Of course, to me they were just a box of rocks, and a heavy one to boot.
I was reminded of this yesterday while I was fighting with my column of numbers. During my frustration, I glanced at the inspirational flip calendar on my desk. In Chapter One, Page 5 (January 5th) of my book of Opportunity this was written:
“Rough treatment gives souls, as well as stones, their luster. The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people.” ~Kenneth Sylvan Guthrie, writer/philosopher
When we encounter rough patches in our lives, we may think that we are dumber than a box of rocks, but God sees a diamond in the rough when He looks at us. Often we have to endure the hard times because they give us the opportunity to really shine.
And I think my oldest daughter must have known this as a very little girl.